twippin with Mr kitty

a couple of days ago I was gifted some yummy red gel that tasted like the red pixi stix candy from my youth. i decided to take 1.25 tabs and see what happens. about an hour and a half later, I wasn't really feeling it so I dropped another half hit and that's when things started to get fun! all I know is that the world has been way to tense and crazy lately and I truly was in search of a laugh-a-thon.so, I decided to put on some bruno mars "happy" youtube music video channel, I never realized how funny that man was! I laughed so hard for so long it hurt, has anyone ever died of laughter? lolfinally it came to a mellow song and as I wipe my tears from my cheeks, mr kitty comes strolling in and gives me this look "what's wrong wit you?" so i started to pet mr kitty and the angles of his face became very exaggerated then his face fractured into 5 mini kitty faces and start to kaleidoscope together very cool! mr kitty seemed to be acting rather oddly causing my mind to jump to the thought of fleas! so mr kitty continued with his panicked rubbing and nonstop needing me to rub his ears. I told mr kitty that I was in no shape to give him a flea bath right now. Mr kitty was not happy....I told him if he wanted a bath then he needed to go get in the shower and he headed towards the bathroom! he glanced back at me, as to say "aren't you coming?" so I had to follow!so mr kitty leads the way to the bathroom, i was just beside myself in amazement as mr kitty starts rolling around on the bathroom rug trying to clean his ears with a Q-tip. so i grab the flea shampoo, and tell mr kitty to get in the shower and i will help him out. mr kitty put his front paws up on the tub and he really gave it some deep thought. so, I turned on the water to warm it up a little and all bets were off! Mr. Kitty decided against the shower and sank all his claws into my skin! I told him that I really didn't want to do it and I tried once more to get him in the shower. Mr. kitty decided No Go and bolted towards the door. My advice to anybody who thinks that it's a smart idea to try and give a pet a bath while twippin "Don't Do Jt!" believe it or not, Mr. Kitth went right back to sitting on my lap wanting me to continue petting him! lolcrazy kitty!