Cleaned my bong today. Forgot to put water in it afterwards.
Boy was that a heck of a first hit!
My friend Dave died yesterday. I spent the day with his wife helping her with arrangements etc. Afterwards she sent me home with a Tupperware of the soup he had made. He was an amazing cook. I had for... View MoreMy friend Dave died yesterday. I spent the day with his wife helping her with arrangements etc. Afterwards she sent me home with a Tupperware of the soup he had made. He was an amazing cook. I had forgotten about the soup until I open my fridge just now an saw it. I didn't know seeing a Tupperware of soup could break you.
In these dark days of the year, and these dark days of the world, be calm, and remember; In the end, we win.
Merry Christmas. I love you.
Loaded my bong. Set it on the counter. Poured myself a glass of water. Picked up my lighter. Tried to light my glass of water.
I am an advocate of the Big Floofy Blanket.
Here are my instructions on how to enjoy it.
1: Get yourself a blanket.
2: Is it big?
3: Is it floofy?
4: Enjoy.
When butterflies are in love do they get humans in their stomachs?
As you can probably tell, I'm back on the Devils Lettuce. I'm so disappointed in myself. And now that it's winter (or nearly) I don't think it would be a good time to quit. Maybe I'll try again in the... View MoreAs you can probably tell, I'm back on the Devils Lettuce. I'm so disappointed in myself. And now that it's winter (or nearly) I don't think it would be a good time to quit. Maybe I'll try again in the spring.
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