The first time i took acid

Once upon a time my brother and me decided to try acid. I got a tab as present and we halfed it. Both of us felt just minimal effects and thought thats it. Well a few days later someone else offered some blotter. We both agreed and bought 3. He warned us. Take only half. Those are not from this earth. We where like yea sure, the last time we halfed, nothing. We came home, my SO, brother and me. We each took the whole tab not expecting much that is going to happen. Boy we have been never more wrong in our lives. Im sure it took at least 30 minutes to feel effects,. BUt i felt that i was coming up within 10 minutes. Sense of time was gone. Shortly after the air began to look pixelated, we didnt know what the fuck was going on. We where screaming and laughing, jumping around like people in a mental ward. My SO turned into a manga girl, my brother looked like a frog. This madness went on for god knows how long. We noticed our washing machine was making strange noises. Shortly after it leaked water. There was fucking water everywhere. We where like omg what the fuck should we do. We gathered towels to clean it but all of a sudden there was no water. It didn't stop to het more intense, next thing i remember we where floored sitting on the couch and floor. We bought all this glowing sticks that where scattered around, we even had one huge stick like a lightsaber. So we where sitting there, my brother could not form a sentence and my SO was telling us that she can't breathe. I was like that's it. You finally did it, you killed all of us you idiot. You are the one who said we should take the whole thing. I took the lightsaber and smashed it against my head and closed my eyes. All of a sudden i was gone, i was looking at mountains forming and colliding, ribers forming through earth. Then the rivers started flowing from all directions into every direction. They looked black and green and spiraled. Then i saw myself, in third view. I was sitting in this huge high heel, sailing one of those rivers down. Im the distance i saw the ribers coliding into a huge mountain with a flame up on top. The again first person, im sailing into the flame, as i get closer the flame transforms into a giant vagina and i enter it, it explodes into endless small vaginas all around me. I opened my eyes and bursted into laughter, i tell my ppl what i saw and we all laugh to tears. Next i walk to the bathroom to take a piss, i inevitably pass the mirror and watch myself age, turn into my brother, turn into a rabbit, turn into a deer, im like what the hell. Inget back to the room we are all in and the room just disappeared. It was just endless white, with black stars in the distance. My vision returned and the whole room was filled with rainbows and insane collors every fucking where. I laid on the floor, then my brother had an amazing idea. Lets listen to some music. Jack jonson good people. It was the most amazing ever, i could see the soundwaves, bouncing of the wall, in those undescribable beautifull colors. It bounced of the wall of my hands. We just sat there listening to music for hours on end. Then i took my e cig and vaped, and in the vape shiva with endless rms formed, then the flower of life. It was just amazing. This went on until the sunrise, where the effects started to dimnish. Everything looked like an oil panting well after noon. And baseline was only felt in the evening. It was the most amazing experience ever. The next day we got 10 more of these blotters, but thats a story for next time. Love and peace my friends, happy travels