600 ug needlepoint, will Ferrell is a hindu god.

Alrighty, yall gonna learn today.A few years back a friend and I went in on a sheet of needlepoint. Prior to this the most I'd taken was 3 weak tabs of unknown dose.We decided we'd take 6 tabs each and really reach into our minds. we turn the black lights on and decide to watch zoolander during our come up. Nothing for the first hour, just when we thought we wasted a decent amount of money I started getting the knee feeling ( yes the knee feeling. You know what I mean). I spend the next 10 minutes walking to the bathroom to pee, then forgetting I had to pee and repeating.Once I finally do my thing and return to zoolander my life got hella wierd you feel? All these emotions raining over me, questions, theories, answers. By this time I'm getting shwifty as fuck looking at (through) the cieling. Turn my attention back to zoolander during a scene wich has Will Ferrel with a white pointy beard. (This scene changed my life). Will's face begins to divide into 3 faces, looking 10 times more cartoony yet 10 times as real. This turns into something not Will Ferrell, it has 3 faces a wierd hat and a majestic ass beard. Each facs was trying to communicate with me but all I got was "asdhbloopbopstop".Regardless of gibberish I knew this was something spiritual trying to communicate with me. When I come down I look up "multi headed ancient gods" and boom, every picture I see of Brahma is almost a spitting image of my vision. This inspired me to research buddhism heavily, read the tibetan book of the dead, and let me tell you. Lsd pointed me in some life changing directions, with the help of my guy Will. The rest of the trip was your usual wierdness.