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KaiyadaeTrons

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February 22, 2021 2:52 am

Got a tip that my work is going to "do labs" aka weed and nictoine tests for everyone that was brought into the company from the previously bought out company, which includes me.. Its only been a week... View More

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Joey Green

Dont fuck around with wives tale additives .... Get some clean urine and refrigerate it until testing day. Then go to a home improvement store or a outdoor store and get some chemicsl heat packs/hand warmers..... No need for 80hr ones ...whatever they got is fine, but the self adhesive ones make th... View MoreDont fuck around with wives tale additives .... Get some clean urine and refrigerate it until testing day. Then go to a home improvement store or a outdoor store and get some chemicsl heat packs/hand warmers..... No need for 80hr ones ...whatever they got is fine, but the self adhesive ones make things handy if you can find them. Take an oraljet syringe or any syringe really ..... and transfer your piss into a small plastic container .... an empty and cleaned well visine or nasal spray bottle is perfect! Then slap the heat pack on the visine bottle of piss and conceal it. Such Corporate Nazi teats are often administered by outside contractors .... either they make you go to their office or they set up on site at your corporate offices ..... Generally you are not watched while pissing. They usually just have you leave your belongings outside and have you piss in a bathroom with blue dyed water in the toilet with any faucets turned off. Dont sweat this ..... if these corporate clowns wish to waste their stockholders money and simultaneously dehumanize their work force and let them know how much their employer trusts them ..... let them! Its costing them between $75 - $300 per test!! If your paranoid that you will be watched, busted etc and your male..... I would suggest a wizzinator .... same principle as above, but in an apparatus with a fake dick you wipp out and piss from ..... select the right skin color and they can hold the cup your pissing in while you fill it up while creating no suspicion! This is what I recommend for folks in the military or those taking court ordered/probation piss tests. This type of power flexing has absolutely no basis in fact ..... statistically, work places and work sites are no safer from drug testing than they were the years prior to such mandatory tests ..... its all just another mass orwellian move to get the masses used to following orders without asking questions while buying the "its for your safety" bullshit Definitely dont buy some overpriced drink etc sold under the vounter at health food stores or think that by simply adding household chems etc its going to work .... they dont and anyone claiming they do are simply providing antidotal advice .... dont bet your career upon that. Synthetic urine is a possibility .... but also a gamble. These companies that make synthetic urine are always playing cat/mouse with the testing companies, so if you go this route, definitely do your homework before buying ..... Ive seen these work .... and result in a retest due to various anomalies showing up in test results. Its just cheaper, easier and better to get some clean piss from friends or family. Good luck

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Like 1 February 22, 2021

KaiyadaeTrons

Lol im female and know they wont be watching, but the idea of whipping out a dick in front of them all makes me laugh and would get some interesting reactions. Not to say they are against chicks with dicks, but it is Missouri XD

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Joey Green

Females can defeat such privacy intrusions like drug testing much more easily than males! Use that to your advantage!

Like 1 February 22, 2021

KaiyadaeTrons

Urine. They didnt watch last time so i doubt they will this time, and if so i would fight that

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