This was in 2007 so the details of the exact dosage and time are fuzzy, but I am fairly confident it was 50x extract, and about 1/2-1gram if I had to put a number on it.  I don't hear a lot of stories about people becoming inanimate objects, although I suppose a tree isn't really "inanimate" a table certainly is. I figured it was time to try writing this up, perhaps I'll edit it as I think about more relevant information, but for posterity here's the first pass at it: ...